NEW KIWI LAND

Well.. here we go.
Down Under to the other down under that's not Australia but the Kiwi land!
NEW ZEEEEEEELand... I love NZ. Great chicks there, beautiful countryside, (yeah right.. like I'm awake during the day!!) Cheap drugs too!
I know a guy on K road who can get me anything a puppet desires! Sweet as!
Why are they called Kiwi's?
Is it from the shoe polish or that buzz buzz toy?
Have ever seen a Kiwi? I mean the bird?
Are there extinct?
Funny, I think all the native animals have been killed or exterminated or eaten.
I love to eat endangered animals.
Too bad the Maori's got to the Moa before me.
Oh yeah, All Blacks are dope!
Off to the airport.
Wondering what I can smuggle this time?
Love,
Chuck Wood.
The Puppet boy from hell!