Happy Holidays!

Happy Holidays Everyone! See you next week.

Much love,
Chuck

I am Honest!

Oh yea, I forgot to mention yesterday that I REALLY DID BECOME A BOY FOR A LITTLE WHILE. I really am honest about that.

Sincerely,
Your Chuck

I am No Dummy!

LOL…I am laughing as I write this…

My deepest apology to all of you, if by chance I had you worried. I was playing a joke on Dave. He was starting to believe me that I was possessed by the devil. I was getting so good at acting the role; I was starting to believe it myself.

But, I got a little worried when Dave called around mental hospitals in the area. I had to shape up or ship out. Not before the Holidays! No way can I be locked up while everyone gets their presents.

I’m no dummy!
Chuck

I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE NOW!

I thought I was in a haze, or a dream state. I was so sick yesterday that I think I left my body. This feels stupid to say, but I saw a white light and walked toward it and I saw all the puppets that died before me, like my hero Pinocchio…

I was granted a wish; and of course, I said: “Make me a boy!” Suddenly, I became a boy and walked and talked just like a person. It was unbelievable! I even kissed a girl. It was weird, but fun.

I KNOW NOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE HUMAN and I LOVE IT!

Chuck

FLU

Nope, it’s not the food. I think I have the flu. My temperature is 105 degrees.

Going to lay down now. Nauseated. Shiveringly yours…

…Chuck

I am Sick!

I feel weird today. Kinda feeling sick. I puked earlier. Maybe it’s all the rich holiday food?

Chuck

Changed My Mind...

Actually, I changed my mind. I want to stay a boy longer than an hour. How about a FULL DAY?

Wouldn’t that be great? I would sell my soul to the devil for that experience.

Chuck.

Just One Wish...

If I could only have one wish come true for the holidays, it would be that I become human. I want to experience that, even if it’s for an hour.

Love,
Chuck

Numero Uno

I feel better. David Strassman is not an assman all the time. He was actually very sweet over the weekend. He took me and Ted E. Bare to Griffith Park and we did a little show for the locals. It reminded me of the good ol’ days when I was number one. Numero uno because I was the only puppet. I miss those days. No competition, no quarreling. Just me, Dave and our act.

Love,
Chuck