Smelly Kevin

Hey Losers,

I just got back from the store with Dave, he got the groceries while i picked up the checkout girl. Anyway thats another story. When we got home the house smelt like shit. Teddy said it was kevin but I didn't believe him. I don't know what is was, but I don't trust Teddy, I know kevin stinks but he has never been this bad before even after one of his cosmic number 2s.

I'm just going to go and barf,

See ya,

Chuck