NEW KIWI LAND

Well.. here we go.
Down Under to the other down under that's not Australia but the Kiwi land!
NEW ZEEEEEEELand... I love NZ. Great chicks there, beautiful countryside, (yeah right.. like I'm awake during the day!!) Cheap drugs too!
I know a guy on K road who can get me anything a puppet desires! Sweet as!
Why are they called Kiwi's?
Is it from the shoe polish or that buzz buzz toy?
Have ever seen a Kiwi? I mean the bird?
Are there extinct?
Funny, I think all the native animals have been killed or exterminated or eaten.
I love to eat endangered animals.
Too bad the Maori's got to the Moa before me.
Oh yeah, All Blacks are dope!
Off to the airport.
Wondering what I can smuggle this time?
Love,
Chuck Wood.
The Puppet boy from hell!

Smelly Kevin

Hey Losers,

I just got back from the store with Dave, he got the groceries while i picked up the checkout girl. Anyway thats another story. When we got home the house smelt like shit. Teddy said it was kevin but I didn't believe him. I don't know what is was, but I don't trust Teddy, I know kevin stinks but he has never been this bad before even after one of his cosmic number 2s.

I'm just going to go and barf,

See ya,

Chuck

Ha Ha Ha

Hey Guys,

Did you hear, this time it was Ted. E. Bare that was naughty, he ate Dave's cake and chocolates and has been grounded for a week. For once it wasn't me. I've been playing outside his window making lots of noise making him jealous, it serves him right for being greedy.

Chuck

The Park

Hi Guys,

Im suck in my room cus Dave grounded me, bummer! I only helped Ted. E. Bare to feed the ducks, I thought they might like a change from soggy bread... soggy bear. Funny Huh, shame Dave and Ted. E didn't agree. Oh well, it was worth it.

Ha, Ha, Ha,

Chuck

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summer holiday in Ireland

Hey Guys,

We just got back from the worst holiday ever, it rained the entire time, the only decent thing was the beer and the pubs, Fred and I kept all the drunken irishmen company in drinking pints and pints of guinness. Dave and Ted made us go to museums and stuff but we kept sneaking off to the pub. Thats the last time we let Ted choose the holiday destination, next time Im choosing and we are going somewhere where girls wear less clothes, mmmmm bikinis!!!

Wish you were there,

Chuck

Turtle soup again

I AM NOT DUMB. I really thought turtle soup wasn't made from turtles, bet you all didn't know either. Anyone know any good recipes, bet turtle soup is really good, especially if you use those little pet turtles from the aquarium. Yummy.

Love Chuck