Tell Me Right Now!

Everyone wants to know what David Strassman, the Assman , and I were fighting about. Okay, ready?

We were fighting about residuals and the fact that I KNOW I am being under-compensated and under-valued. Think about it! “CHUCK YOU TOUR!” What’s up with that? If I were so un-popular next to Ted. E. Bare, then why name a tour that?

HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOO!

Help me out, people. If you think I am more popular than Ted E. Bare, then please leave a FRIGGING COMMENT.

I want to prove my point.

Thank you,
Chuck Wood

F##K THIS!

I am totally misunderstood. I am totally misunderstood.

I am totally misunderstood. I am totally misunderstood. I am totally misunderstood.

I am totally misunderstood. I am totally misunderstood. I am totally misunderstood.

Fuck this job. Fuck this game.

Chuck

Frustration

I can feel myself bottling up a lot of anger right now. I keep hearing how great Ted E. is. What about me? Why do people want to believe that I am such a bad puppet?

Don’t they know that’s just an act? Or, am I becoming that actor full-time? What happened to my therapy? IT DID NOT HELP ME.

Frustrated,
Chuck Wood

Puke

Yeah, I am not sure I am so good at being a good puppet. I am booooored outta my mind. Going along with everything is not what I want to do with my life. I like living on the edge. (See Profile Info).

I feel like puking.
Chuck

I Think Bad Thoughts Sometimes...

In response to Ted E. Bare’s post: A month ago I would not have said: “Dave, you’re an idiot! I would have said, ‘Dave you are the biggest moron on the planet!’”

I may still think those things sometimes, but I don’t say them anymore. Does that still make me a bad guy?

You can respond honestly. I can handle it.

Chuck Wood

PSYCHO!

I spent the weekend watching movies and just relaxing. I like watching the classics, like Hitchcock. His movies are the best. I remember almost peeing in my pants when I watched Psycho. I forgot how scary that dude is. It’s kinda kinky how he dresses up as an old lady.

Chuck aka Chuck

Home Sweet Home

I have to agree with Ted E. Bare. I love being home. Sometimes, when I go outside to kick some rocks around, I smell the air. It smells like firewood. You would think I, being a puppet, wood hate that smell, but I really like it. It means the holidays are getting close…and if I am really good, I will get some presents. I like cash best of all. Because with cash I can go down to Santa Monica Blvd. and pick up a couple a hookers.

Just kidding.
Chuck

OBAMA is Our New Prez!

Our new President is Obama. (Rhymes with Osama.. go figure?) He made history by being the first African American President Dude. Now that he's in, I'll have to write him a formal letter, again, and welcome him to the big chair. Maybe he'll help pass laws that protect puppets from their owners.

Proposition 69: Enhances the lives of all puppets who perform more than 24 nights live on stage. This will also give puppets, like me, a slice of the pie.

Fair enough, right?

Love,
Chuck

Halloween is My Favorite Holiday!

It’s Halloween! I love it. What pleases me most, is when I see a person who is dressed up as me. I get a hard on. Oops. Maybe I should stay in my integrity like I learned in therapy….?

NAH! I am me and I will always be me. I am a validated individual, right Dave? *wink*

So, about my inner journey…

I feel good. Like some of my past healed. It is a new sun-shiny day and thank God for Dave Strassman. He has been a blessing in my behavior recovery.

I guess, I sorta became Chuck Wood “the puppet”. The actor . When you play a role for a long time, you take on some of those characteristics and they are hard to shake off. During therapy, I found myself again. My true self, which is basically a nice puppet, but I will never show that side during my act. Otherwise, it would be boring.

Now get out there and get tricked or treated!


Chuck.