Faxes Work Wonders on REM.

First things first. I called this cool number that will call Assman every night at exactly 3 am when he is in deep REM sleep. A fax will go off in his ear. When he hangs up, it will call back every 15 minutes, just when he goes back to sleep again. This will do wonders for his beauty sleep. Hahahaha. Rolling on the floor laughing my assman off.

Chukc.