David Strassman

Strassman is so naïve when it comes to knowing me. I can wrap him around my little finger anytime I wish. Obviously, he is clueless about the credit card I’ve been using. Ha-ha-ha. He didn’t notice I brought my Dragon Speak software with me and I am using it. Notice, there are no typos? Ha-ha-ha. What a dickhead.

Well, anyway. I am getting “dolled up” for my date tonight. Hopefully, she will show up. I love Blond Bombshell. She is so sexxxy. I know she’s into wood.

Enthusiastically yours,

Chuck Wood