Bah. I’m grounded again. Dave says I am grounded from here to eternity. I am not allowed on the computer EVER AGAIN so I guess it’s good-bye folks. Looks like Ted E. Bare is in bad trouble too. I heard David Strassman, the assman yell at poor Ted. E. too. That’s a first.
Be well and take care, everyone.
See you at our shows.
Chuck Wood
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Monday, January 19, 2009
Hangovers
Blah.
I am soooooooo hungover from wine. I just want to puke. Strassman, the jerk found Ted E. Bare and I walking around in Solvang. I was drunk and leaning on the little Bear. Poor guy had to carry me around most of the weekend. Lucky for us, Dave read Ted. E. Bare’s Blog and figured it out. He would really make a great P.I. hahaha
Now I am grounded and I don’t care, because I need to rest. My head is killing me.
Later,
Chuck
I am soooooooo hungover from wine. I just want to puke. Strassman, the jerk found Ted E. Bare and I walking around in Solvang. I was drunk and leaning on the little Bear. Poor guy had to carry me around most of the weekend. Lucky for us, Dave read Ted. E. Bare’s Blog and figured it out. He would really make a great P.I. hahaha
Now I am grounded and I don’t care, because I need to rest. My head is killing me.
Later,
Chuck
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Ted. E. Bare Get a Clue!
Psst…Ted E. Bare. Got a clue for you. Don’t post so much information on your blog.
My gawd! You know Dave reads our blogs every so often. Our trip needs to be our little secret.
Love,
Chuck
My gawd! You know Dave reads our blogs every so often. Our trip needs to be our little secret.
Love,
Chuck
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Trouble, Talk to Me!
I am getting really bored now. It may be time to get into some trouble again. David Strassman tells me to work out, read a book or something. I am not the type.
Let’s see what I can do to stir up some trouble. Hahaha
Love ya,
Chuck Wood
Let’s see what I can do to stir up some trouble. Hahaha
Love ya,
Chuck Wood
Monday, January 12, 2009
Chaos is Good.
There are two things that make me feel good. One is chaos and the other is a crisis situation. No, not really. Just kidding.
The other is down-time. I love the recuperating experience where I can just lounge around the house and watch Dave take care of things. He’s pretty good at it, too. He’s a perfectionist. Really anal. It is somewhat repulsive.
Your truly,
Chuck Wood
The other is down-time. I love the recuperating experience where I can just lounge around the house and watch Dave take care of things. He’s pretty good at it, too. He’s a perfectionist. Really anal. It is somewhat repulsive.
Your truly,
Chuck Wood
Friday, January 9, 2009
New Year's Resolution
My New Year’s Resolution is to never, ever play tricks on David Strassman!
Yeah right! Tee-hee
Chuck Wood
Yeah right! Tee-hee
Chuck Wood
I am sooooo eeeeevil.
I’m an evil puppet. I know because David Strassman says so.
All I did was act possessed! If that had been part of a stage act, David would not have cared, but now I am outcast and he is not talking to me. David was getting ready to take me to someone who could chase the demon out of me and I had to laugh so hard, I almost fell out of my chair. No, not the sissy chair; a regular chair.
I couldn’t keep up the act, because Ted E. Bare was so frightened, he almost peed his pants.
Shoot me over it. I don’t care.
Chuck
All I did was act possessed! If that had been part of a stage act, David would not have cared, but now I am outcast and he is not talking to me. David was getting ready to take me to someone who could chase the demon out of me and I had to laugh so hard, I almost fell out of my chair. No, not the sissy chair; a regular chair.
I couldn’t keep up the act, because Ted E. Bare was so frightened, he almost peed his pants.
Shoot me over it. I don’t care.
Chuck
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
