Thursday, October 30, 2008

I'm baaaack!

Hello Everyone! I bet you thought I fell off the face of the earth. Rest assured Chuck Baby is going nowhere. I am here to stay. Dave dragged both me and Ted E. to group therapy in an undisclosed location in the desert somewhere by those weird windmills. We had no access to a computer and I didn't want to take the chance, because every wrong move was counted against me. They (the staff) were watching me like hawks the entire three weeks! I thought it would be a one week session, but that soon changed because...

The first week I didn't speak a word. I just sat there looking at Dave. It creeped him out; which was a good thing at the time. But as time passed, realizing that I would be stuck there for a long time, I started to go inward. (No where else to go, you know what I mean?)

Suddenly, I felt like I had been enlightened in some way. A door to my consciousness opened and I started to feel something. I felt somewhat sorry about all the misery I caused Dave and Ted E. Yes, believe it…!

We're in Australia again and I am really tired from the show. It was a good show and I am still high from it. I will write more about my "inner journey" tomorrow. Thanks to Dave Strassman for being such a good ventriloquist and for giving me the voice recognition software back. "When you fly right, you can have just about anything you want." That's what Dave's been telling me.

Peace out.

Chuck