Dave's Fault!

I really got Dave going now. He is not eating or sleeping good. He is jittery and nervous and always on guard. He never knows what I am going to dO. Maybe I will run away. What if I pour my heart out to Ted E. Bare and make him understand how Dave drove me to this? What if…

Always thinking,

Chuck

I Have an Idea!

I’m going to steal Dave’s car tonight and crash it into a tree and see how he liks ti. Moran! He thinks he can push me around. I’ll show him!

Chuck.

Busted!

Yeah, okay. Looks like Stressman found out and I had to give him the software bak. I was also grounded from the computer, but that’s not stopping me. Hehehe

He also threatened to send me somewhere. Well, that ain’t gonna happen. I will run away if he thinks that’s a good solution.

I will go far, far away; maybe to Europe to finally get to know BB.

Love that girl!

Fck Stressman.

Chcuk

P.S. I hate typin without the voice regognition software. Pffff.

Is David Strassman Going to Fire Me?

Dave is not talking to me. Ironically, I found out that it was Alfred Hitchcock’s birthday exactly a week ago. Is that why Stressman is keeping me in suspense? Or, is he so bloody pissed off, he can’t find a way to express himself?

What’s he gonna do, fire me? LOL

Chuck

Am I Busted?

Now that the shows in Adelaide are over, I am hearing that I am going to be in big trouble once we get back to Los Angeles. Did Stressman find out I used his credit card? I have to think of a good excuse and any comments are welcome.

What to do? What to do?

Chuck

I May Resort to This!

Tonight I am going to rip off Strassman’s headset during the show and see how he likes it. I am beginning to despise him more and more. Fucker.

Chc=k (Woodn fingerz!)

I am the Real Star!

At one point during the show, I wanted to kill Stressmen because he tends to believe he is the star of the show. When everyone knows without me he is nothing. Who was it who made him famous? Was he a stand alone comedian? No siree. People in the street stopped and stared because they were looking at me, not him.

I wish he would admit it. I would be a much happier puppet. One day, I will have to put him in a choke hold and get him to admit it in front of a live audience.

Creep.

Your friend,

Chuck

Revenge is Near!

Well, well, well…as it turned out BB is pretty damn good-looking, but not as pathetic as I hoped for. She met us back stage, but David asked her to leave after she started flirting with me. Stressman repulses me and it’s his fault I didn’t score. Oh just wait, tomorrow night I will make his life a living hell. Just wait until I get on stage, buddy. You are going to BOMB. That’s right. BOMB.

REVENGE is only a few hours away!

Chuck a.k.a. Sah-tahn.

David Strassman

Strassman is so naïve when it comes to knowing me. I can wrap him around my little finger anytime I wish. Obviously, he is clueless about the credit card I’ve been using. Ha-ha-ha. He didn’t notice I brought my Dragon Speak software with me and I am using it. Notice, there are no typos? Ha-ha-ha. What a dickhead.

Well, anyway. I am getting “dolled up” for my date tonight. Hopefully, she will show up. I love Blond Bombshell. She is so sexxxy. I know she’s into wood.

Enthusiastically yours,

Chuck Wood

Thanks BB for the Comment! You made my day.

In response to Blond Bombshell's Comment on Wednesday:

My answer is: Yes! Meet me at the "David Strassman" show in Adelaide. I'm the star of the show. Back stage pass will be at the door in your name. Is your real name realy “Blonde Bombshell”? That’s sexxxy.

Signed,

Chcuk is game.